YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID, BUT WASHINGTON CAN TAX IT Trademark
Trademark Overview
On Wednesday, November 26, 2025, a trademark application was filed for YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID, BUT WASHINGTON CAN TAX IT with the United States Patent and Trademark Office. The USPTO has given the YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID, BUT WASHINGTON CAN TAX IT trademark a serial number of 99517139. The federal status of this trademark filing is PUBLISHED FOR OPPOSITION as of Tuesday, April 28, 2026. The YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID, BUT WASHINGTON CAN TAX IT trademark is filed in the Paper & Printed Material Products, Leather Products, and Clothing & Apparel Products categories with the following description:
Stickers
Clothing, namely, shirts, hats
Reusable shopping bags; Golf umbrellas
General Information
| Serial Number | 99517139 |
| Word Mark | YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID, BUT WASHINGTON CAN TAX IT |
| Filing Date | Wednesday, November 26, 2025 |
| Status | 686 - PUBLISHED FOR OPPOSITION |
| Status Date | Tuesday, April 28, 2026 |
| Registration Number | 0000000 |
| Registration Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
| Mark Drawing | 4 - Illustration: Drawing with word(s) / letter(s) / number(s) in Block form |
| Published for Opposition Date | Tuesday, April 28, 2026 |
Trademark Statements
| Goods and Services | Stickers |
| Goods and Services | Clothing, namely, shirts, hats |
| Goods and Services | Reusable shopping bags; Golf umbrellas |
| Pseudo Mark | YOU CANNOT FIX STUPID BUT WASHINGTON CAN TAX IT |
Classification Information
| International Class | 016 - Paper, cardboard and goods made from these materials, not included in other classes; printed matter; bookbinding material; photographs; stationery; adhesives for stationery or household purposes; artists' materials; paint brushes; typewriters and office requisites (except furniture); instructional and teaching material (except apparatus); plastic materials for packaging (not included in other classes); printers' type; printing blocks. |
| US Class Codes | 002, 005, 022, 023, 029, 037, 038, 050 |
| Class Status Code | 6 - Active |
| Class Status Date | Wednesday, November 26, 2025 |
| Primary Code | 016 |
| First Use Anywhere Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
| First Use In Commerce Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
| International Class | 018 - Leather and imitations of leather, and goods made of these materials and not included in other classes; animal skins, hides; trunks and traveling bags; umbrellas, parasols and walking sticks; whips, harness and saddlery. |
| US Class Codes | 001, 002, 003, 022, 041 |
| Class Status Code | 6 - Active |
| Class Status Date | Wednesday, November 26, 2025 |
| Primary Code | 018 |
| First Use Anywhere Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
| First Use In Commerce Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
| International Class | 025 - Clothing, footwear, headgear. |
| US Class Codes | 022, 039 |
| Class Status Code | 6 - Active |
| Class Status Date | Wednesday, November 26, 2025 |
| Primary Code | 025 |
| First Use Anywhere Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
| First Use In Commerce Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
Trademark Owner History
| Party Name | NOT AVAILABLE |
| Party Type | 20 - Owner at Publication |
| Legal Entity Type | 01 - Individual |
| Address | Everett, WA 98258
US |
| Party Name | NOT AVAILABLE |
| Party Type | 10 - Original Applicant |
| Legal Entity Type | 01 - Individual |
| Address | Everett, WA 98258
US |
Trademark Events
| Event Date | Event Description |
| Wednesday, November 26, 2025 | NEW APPLICATION ENTERED |
| Wednesday, November 26, 2025 | APPLICATION FILING RECEIPT MAILED |
| Wednesday, March 25, 2026 | NEW APPLICATION OFFICE SUPPLIED DATA ENTERED |
| Monday, March 30, 2026 | ASSIGNED TO EXAMINER |
| Tuesday, March 31, 2026 | APPROVED FOR PUB - PRINCIPAL REGISTER |
| Wednesday, April 22, 2026 | NOTIFICATION OF NOTICE OF PUBLICATION E-MAILED |
| Tuesday, April 28, 2026 | PUBLISHED FOR OPPOSITION |
| Tuesday, April 28, 2026 | OFFICIAL GAZETTE PUBLICATION CONFIRMATION E-MAILED |
