IF I CAN'T WIN... EVERYONE LOSES Trademark
Trademark Overview
On Tuesday, January 14, 2025, a trademark application was filed for IF I CAN'T WIN... EVERYONE LOSES with the United States Patent and Trademark Office. The USPTO has given the IF I CAN'T WIN... EVERYONE LOSES trademark a serial number of 98960144. The federal status of this trademark filing is NOTICE OF ALLOWANCE - ISSUED as of Tuesday, September 23, 2025. The IF I CAN'T WIN... EVERYONE LOSES trademark is filed in the Clothing & Apparel Products and Paper & Printed Material Products categories with the following description:
Printed books in the field of fiction
Shirts; Sweaters; Headwear, namely, hats, caps; Tank tops; Clothing jackets; Hooded sweat shirts; Long-sleeved shirts; Short-sleeved shirts; T-shirts
General Information
| Serial Number | 98960144 |
| Word Mark | IF I CAN'T WIN... EVERYONE LOSES |
| Filing Date | Tuesday, January 14, 2025 |
| Status | 688 - NOTICE OF ALLOWANCE - ISSUED |
| Status Date | Tuesday, September 23, 2025 |
| Registration Number | 0000000 |
| Registration Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
| Mark Drawing | 4 - Illustration: Drawing with word(s) / letter(s) / number(s) in Block form |
| Published for Opposition Date | Tuesday, July 29, 2025 |
Trademark Statements
| Goods and Services | Printed books in the field of fiction |
| Pseudo Mark | IF I CANNOT WIN EVERYONE LOSES |
| Goods and Services | Shirts; Sweaters; Headwear, namely, hats, caps; Tank tops; Clothing jackets; Hooded sweat shirts; Long-sleeved shirts; Short-sleeved shirts; T-shirts |
Classification Information
| International Class | 025 - Clothing, footwear, headgear. |
| US Class Codes | 022, 039 |
| Class Status Code | 6 - Active |
| Class Status Date | Tuesday, January 14, 2025 |
| Primary Code | 025 |
| First Use Anywhere Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
| First Use In Commerce Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
| International Class | 016 - Paper, cardboard and goods made from these materials, not included in other classes; printed matter; bookbinding material; photographs; stationery; adhesives for stationery or household purposes; artists' materials; paint brushes; typewriters and office requisites (except furniture); instructional and teaching material (except apparatus); plastic materials for packaging (not included in other classes); printers' type; printing blocks. |
| US Class Codes | 002, 005, 022, 023, 029, 037, 038, 050 |
| Class Status Code | 6 - Active |
| Class Status Date | Tuesday, January 14, 2025 |
| Primary Code | 016 |
| First Use Anywhere Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
| First Use In Commerce Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
Trademark Owner History
| Party Name | NOT AVAILABLE |
| Party Type | 20 - Owner at Publication |
| Legal Entity Type | 01 - Individual |
| Address | Brooklyn, NY 11234 |
| Party Name | NOT AVAILABLE |
| Party Type | 10 - Original Applicant |
| Legal Entity Type | 01 - Individual |
| Address | Brooklyn, NY 11234 |
Trademark Events
| Event Date | Event Description |
| Tuesday, January 14, 2025 | NEW APPLICATION ENTERED |
| Thursday, June 12, 2025 | NEW APPLICATION OFFICE SUPPLIED DATA ENTERED |
| Monday, June 23, 2025 | ASSIGNED TO EXAMINER |
| Monday, June 23, 2025 | APPROVED FOR PUB - PRINCIPAL REGISTER |
| Wednesday, July 23, 2025 | NOTIFICATION OF NOTICE OF PUBLICATION E-MAILED |
| Tuesday, July 29, 2025 | PUBLISHED FOR OPPOSITION |
| Tuesday, July 29, 2025 | OFFICIAL GAZETTE PUBLICATION CONFIRMATION E-MAILED |
| Tuesday, September 23, 2025 | NOA E-MAILED - SOU REQUIRED FROM APPLICANT |
