ALWAYS SMOOTH. NEVER A CRIMINAL Trademark
Trademark Overview
On Sunday, April 12, 2026, a trademark application was filed for ALWAYS SMOOTH. NEVER A CRIMINAL with the United States Patent and Trademark Office. The USPTO has given the ALWAYS SMOOTH. NEVER A CRIMINAL trademark a serial number of 99758963. The federal status of this trademark filing is NEW APPLICATION - RECORD INITIALIZED NOT ASSIGNED TO EXAMINER as of Sunday, April 12, 2026. This trademark is owned by THE NIGEL TALKS PODCAST LLC. The ALWAYS SMOOTH. NEVER A CRIMINAL trademark is filed in the Clothing & Apparel Products category with the following description:
Hoodies; Sweatshirts; T-shirts; Shirts; Skull caps; Undergarments; Pants; Aprons; Ascots; Pants for babies; Bandanas; Bath robes; Bathing trunks; Drawers as clothing; Bathing suits; Swimsuits; Beach coverups; Beach cover-ups; Belts for clothing; Bib overalls; Boas; Bodices; Brassieres; Breeches; Camisoles; Chasubles; Clothing belts made from imitation leather; Coats; Collar protector pads for application to clothing collars; Collars; Clothing shoulder wraps; Shoulder wraps for clothing; Combinations being one-piece undergarments; Corsets being clothing; Cuffs; Cyclists' jerseys; Footwear for cyclists; Shoes for cyclists; Bath sandals; Bath slippers; Beach shoes; Boot uppers; Boots; Boots for sports; Boots for sport; Esparto shoes or sandals; Fittings of metal for footwear in the nature of heelpieces; Football shoes; Footwear uppers; Galoshes; Gymnastic shoes; Half-boots; Heelpieces for footwear; Heels; Inner soles; Lace boots; Sandals; Ski boots; Slippers; Soles for footwear; Sports sh...
General Information
| Serial Number | 99758963 |
| Word Mark | ALWAYS SMOOTH. NEVER A CRIMINAL |
| Filing Date | Sunday, April 12, 2026 |
| Status | 630 - NEW APPLICATION - RECORD INITIALIZED NOT ASSIGNED TO EXAMINER |
| Status Date | Sunday, April 12, 2026 |
| Registration Number | 0000000 |
| Registration Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
| Mark Drawing | 4 - Illustration: Drawing with word(s) / letter(s) / number(s) in Block form |
| Published for Opposition Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
Trademark Statements
| Pseudo Mark | ALWAYS SMOOTH NEVER A CRIMINAL |
| Goods and Services | Hoodies; Sweatshirts; T-shirts; Shirts; Skull caps; Undergarments; Pants; Aprons; Ascots; Pants for babies; Bandanas; Bath robes; Bathing trunks; Drawers as clothing; Bathing suits; Swimsuits; Beach coverups; Beach cover-ups; Belts for clothing; Bib overalls; Boas; Bodices; Brassieres; Breeches; Camisoles; Chasubles; Clothing belts made from imitation leather; Coats; Collar protector pads for application to clothing collars; Collars; Clothing shoulder wraps; Shoulder wraps for clothing; Combinations being one-piece undergarments; Corsets being clothing; Cuffs; Cyclists' jerseys; Footwear for cyclists; Shoes for cyclists; Bath sandals; Bath slippers; Beach shoes; Boot uppers; Boots; Boots for sports; Boots for sport; Esparto shoes or sandals; Fittings of metal for footwear in the nature of heelpieces; Football shoes; Footwear uppers; Galoshes; Gymnastic shoes; Half-boots; Heelpieces for footwear; Heels; Inner soles; Lace boots; Sandals; Ski boots; Slippers; Soles for footwear; Sports shoes; Studs for football boots; Tips for footwear; Welts for footwear; Wooden shoes; Sports caps and hats; Headbands; Bathing caps; Berets; Cap peaks; Peaked caps; Toboggan hats; Toboggan hats, pants and caps; Hat frames; Mantillas; Shower caps; Clothing head wraps; Veils; Ear muffs; Top hats |
Classification Information
| International Class | 025 - Clothing, footwear, headgear. |
| US Class Codes | 022, 039 |
| Class Status Code | 6 - Active |
| Class Status Date | Sunday, April 12, 2026 |
| Primary Code | 025 |
| First Use Anywhere Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
| First Use In Commerce Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
Trademark Owner History
| Party Name | THE NIGEL TALKS PODCAST LLC |
| Party Type | 10 - Original Applicant |
| Legal Entity Type | 16 - Limited Liability Company |
| Address | BROOKLYN, NY 11236
US |
Trademark Events
| Event Date | Event Description |
| Sunday, April 12, 2026 | NEW APPLICATION ENTERED |
| Sunday, April 12, 2026 | APPLICATION FILING RECEIPT MAILED |
