YOU MIGHT BE AN ALCOHOLIC IF Trademark
Trademark Overview
On Wednesday, August 20, 2025, a trademark application was filed for YOU MIGHT BE AN ALCOHOLIC IF with the United States Patent and Trademark Office. The USPTO has given the YOU MIGHT BE AN ALCOHOLIC IF trademark a serial number of 99347957. The federal status of this trademark filing is NON-FINAL ACTION - MAILED as of Wednesday, January 14, 2026. This trademark is owned by YOU MIGHT BE AN ALCOHOLIC IF LLC. The YOU MIGHT BE AN ALCOHOLIC IF trademark is filed in the Paper & Printed Material Products category with the following description:
Printed short stories in the field of books featuring comedic stories and anecdotes; Printed publications, namely, brochures, booklets, and teaching materials in the field of books featuring comedic stories and anecdotes
General Information
| Serial Number | 99347957 |
| Word Mark | YOU MIGHT BE AN ALCOHOLIC IF |
| Filing Date | Wednesday, August 20, 2025 |
| Status | 641 - NON-FINAL ACTION - MAILED |
| Status Date | Wednesday, January 14, 2026 |
| Registration Number | 0000000 |
| Registration Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
| Mark Drawing | 4 - Illustration: Drawing with word(s) / letter(s) / number(s) in Block form |
| Published for Opposition Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
Trademark Statements
| Goods and Services | Printed short stories in the field of books featuring comedic stories and anecdotes; Printed publications, namely, brochures, booklets, and teaching materials in the field of books featuring comedic stories and anecdotes |
Classification Information
| International Class | 016 - Paper, cardboard and goods made from these materials, not included in other classes; printed matter; bookbinding material; photographs; stationery; adhesives for stationery or household purposes; artists' materials; paint brushes; typewriters and office requisites (except furniture); instructional and teaching material (except apparatus); plastic materials for packaging (not included in other classes); printers' type; printing blocks. |
| US Class Codes | 002, 005, 022, 023, 029, 037, 038, 050 |
| Class Status Code | 6 - Active |
| Class Status Date | Wednesday, August 20, 2025 |
| Primary Code | 016 |
| First Use Anywhere Date | Tuesday, August 5, 2025 |
| First Use In Commerce Date | Tuesday, August 5, 2025 |
Trademark Owner History
| Party Name | YOU MIGHT BE AN ALCOHOLIC IF LLC |
| Party Type | 10 - Original Applicant |
| Legal Entity Type | 16 - Limited Liability Company |
| Address | Delray Beach, FL 33483 |
Trademark Events
| Event Date | Event Description |
| Wednesday, August 20, 2025 | NEW APPLICATION ENTERED |
| Wednesday, August 20, 2025 | APPLICATION FILING RECEIPT MAILED |
| Wednesday, August 20, 2025 | NEW APPLICATION OFFICE SUPPLIED DATA ENTERED |
| Tuesday, January 6, 2026 | ASSIGNED TO EXAMINER |
| Wednesday, January 14, 2026 | NON-FINAL ACTION WRITTEN |
| Wednesday, January 14, 2026 | NON-FINAL ACTION E-MAILED |
| Wednesday, January 14, 2026 | NOTIFICATION OF NON-FINAL ACTION E-MAILED |