TWO THINGS ARE CERTAIN. WE HANDLE THEM BOTH! Trademark
Trademark Overview
On Wednesday, April 1, 2026, a trademark application was filed for TWO THINGS ARE CERTAIN. WE HANDLE THEM BOTH! with the United States Patent and Trademark Office. The USPTO has given the TWO THINGS ARE CERTAIN. WE HANDLE THEM BOTH! trademark a serial number of 99738196. The federal status of this trademark filing is NEW APPLICATION - RECORD INITIALIZED NOT ASSIGNED TO EXAMINER as of Wednesday, April 1, 2026. The TWO THINGS ARE CERTAIN. WE HANDLE THEM BOTH! trademark is filed in the Personal, Legal & Social Services category with the following description:
Legal services
General Information
| Serial Number | 99738196 |
| Word Mark | TWO THINGS ARE CERTAIN. WE HANDLE THEM BOTH! |
| Filing Date | Wednesday, April 1, 2026 |
| Status | 630 - NEW APPLICATION - RECORD INITIALIZED NOT ASSIGNED TO EXAMINER |
| Status Date | Wednesday, April 1, 2026 |
| Registration Number | 0000000 |
| Registration Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
| Mark Drawing | 4 - Illustration: Drawing with word(s) / letter(s) / number(s) in Block form |
| Published for Opposition Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
Trademark Statements
| Goods and Services | Legal services |
| Pseudo Mark | TWO THINGS ARE CERTAIN WE HANDLE THEM BOTH |
Classification Information
| International Class | 045 - Legal services; security services for the protection of property and individuals; personal and social services rendered by others to meet the needs of individuals. |
| US Class Codes | 100, 101 |
| Class Status Code | 6 - Active |
| Class Status Date | Wednesday, April 1, 2026 |
| Primary Code | 045 |
| First Use Anywhere Date | Monday, February 2, 2026 |
| First Use In Commerce Date | Monday, February 2, 2026 |
Trademark Owner History
| Party Name | NOT AVAILABLE |
| Party Type | 10 - Original Applicant |
| Legal Entity Type | 01 - Individual |
| Address | Grand Blanc, MI 48439
US |
Trademark Events
| Event Date | Event Description |
| Wednesday, April 1, 2026 | NEW APPLICATION ENTERED |
| Wednesday, April 1, 2026 | APPLICATION FILING RECEIPT MAILED |
