LIFE SUCKS BETTER SOBER Trademark
Trademark Overview
On Thursday, March 12, 2026, a trademark application was filed for LIFE SUCKS BETTER SOBER with the United States Patent and Trademark Office. The USPTO has given the LIFE SUCKS BETTER SOBER trademark a serial number of 99697309. The federal status of this trademark filing is APPROVED FOR PUBLICATION as of Wednesday, July 15, 2026. The LIFE SUCKS BETTER SOBER trademark is filed in the Clothing & Apparel Products category with the following description:
Hoodies; Work hoodies; T-shirts; Short sleeve T-shirts; Long sleeve T-shirts; Hats; Toboggan hats; Beanies; Head wear; Sweat shirts; Hooded sweat shirts
General Information
| Serial Number | 99697309 |
| Word Mark | LIFE SUCKS BETTER SOBER |
| Filing Date | Thursday, March 12, 2026 |
| Status | 680 - APPROVED FOR PUBLICATION |
| Status Date | Wednesday, July 15, 2026 |
| Registration Number | 0000000 |
| Registration Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
| Mark Drawing | 4 - Illustration: Drawing with word(s) / letter(s) / number(s) in Block form |
| Published for Opposition Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
Trademark Statements
| Goods and Services | Hoodies; Work hoodies; T-shirts; Short sleeve T-shirts; Long sleeve T-shirts; Hats; Toboggan hats; Beanies; Head wear; Sweat shirts; Hooded sweat shirts |
Classification Information
| International Class | 025 - Clothing, footwear, headgear. |
| US Class Codes | 022, 039 |
| Class Status Code | 6 - Active |
| Class Status Date | Thursday, March 12, 2026 |
| Primary Code | 025 |
| First Use Anywhere Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
| First Use In Commerce Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
Trademark Owner History
| Party Name | NOT AVAILABLE |
| Party Type | 10 - Original Applicant |
| Legal Entity Type | 01 - Individual |
| Address | denver, CO 80123
US |
| Party Name | NOT AVAILABLE |
| Party Type | 10 - Original Applicant |
| Legal Entity Type | 01 - Individual |
| Address | MORRISON, CO 80465
US |
Trademark Events
| Event Date | Event Description |
| Thursday, March 12, 2026 | NEW APPLICATION ENTERED |
| Thursday, March 12, 2026 | APPLICATION FILING RECEIPT MAILED |
| Sunday, July 12, 2026 | NEW APPLICATION OFFICE SUPPLIED DATA ENTERED |
| Monday, July 13, 2026 | ASSIGNED TO EXAMINER |
| Wednesday, July 15, 2026 | APPROVED FOR PUB - PRINCIPAL REGISTER |
