IF YOU’RE STILL DRINKING BOTTLED WATER, YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM! Trademark

Trademark Overview


On Tuesday, May 5, 2026, a trademark application was filed for IF YOU’RE STILL DRINKING BOTTLED WATER, YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM! with the United States Patent and Trademark Office. The USPTO has given the IF YOU’RE STILL DRINKING BOTTLED WATER, YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM! trademark a serial number of 99805866. The federal status of this trademark filing is NEW APPLICATION - RECORD INITIALIZED NOT ASSIGNED TO EXAMINER as of Tuesday, May 5, 2026. The IF YOU’RE STILL DRINKING BOTTLED WATER, YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM! trademark is filed in the Advertising, Business and Retail Services category with the following description:

On-line retail store services featuring water ionizers, water purification and filtration apparatus, water filters, replacement filters for water ionizers, pre-filters for water ionizers, bath filters, shower filters, stainless steel water bottles, scale treatment products, faucet diverters, shower heads, beauty soap, cooking systems, knife sets, food cutters, air filters, reverse osmosis delivery pumps, water dispenser systems, test kits and related water treatment accessories
if you’re still drinking bottled water, you have a drinking problem!

General Information


Serial Number99805866
Word MarkIF YOU’RE STILL DRINKING BOTTLED WATER, YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM!
Filing DateTuesday, May 5, 2026
Status630 - NEW APPLICATION - RECORD INITIALIZED NOT ASSIGNED TO EXAMINER
Status DateTuesday, May 5, 2026
Registration Number0000000
Registration DateNOT AVAILABLE
Mark Drawing4 - Illustration: Drawing with word(s) / letter(s) / number(s) in Block form
Published for Opposition DateNOT AVAILABLE

Trademark Statements


Goods and ServicesOn-line retail store services featuring water ionizers, water purification and filtration apparatus, water filters, replacement filters for water ionizers, pre-filters for water ionizers, bath filters, shower filters, stainless steel water bottles, scale treatment products, faucet diverters, shower heads, beauty soap, cooking systems, knife sets, food cutters, air filters, reverse osmosis delivery pumps, water dispenser systems, test kits and related water treatment accessories
Pseudo MarkIF YOU ARE STILL DRINKING BOTTLED WATER YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM

Classification Information


International Class035 - Advertising; business management; business administration; office functions.
US Class Codes100, 101, 102
Class Status Code6 - Active
Class Status DateTuesday, May 5, 2026
Primary Code035
First Use Anywhere DateFriday, September 1, 2017
First Use In Commerce DateFriday, September 1, 2017

Trademark Owner History


Party NameNOT AVAILABLE
Party Type10 - Original Applicant
Legal Entity Type01 - Individual
AddressPasadena, CA 91104
US

Trademark Events


Event DateEvent Description
Tuesday, May 5, 2026NEW APPLICATION ENTERED
Tuesday, May 5, 2026APPLICATION FILING RECEIPT MAILED