IF YOU ARE NOT SWIMMING IN DATA, YOU HAVE ALREADY DROWNED. Trademark

Trademark Overview


On Thursday, July 31, 2025, a trademark application was filed for IF YOU ARE NOT SWIMMING IN DATA, YOU HAVE ALREADY DROWNED. with the United States Patent and Trademark Office. The USPTO has given the IF YOU ARE NOT SWIMMING IN DATA, YOU HAVE ALREADY DROWNED. trademark a serial number of 99314363. The federal status of this trademark filing is APPROVED FOR PUBLICATION as of Thursday, January 15, 2026. This trademark is owned by Alfa Dental Management, LLC. The IF YOU ARE NOT SWIMMING IN DATA, YOU HAVE ALREADY DROWNED. trademark is filed in the Medical & Beauty Services & Agricultural Services category with the following description:

Dentistry services
if you are not swimming in data, you have already drowned.

General Information


Serial Number99314363
Word MarkIF YOU ARE NOT SWIMMING IN DATA, YOU HAVE ALREADY DROWNED.
Filing DateThursday, July 31, 2025
Status680 - APPROVED FOR PUBLICATION
Status DateThursday, January 15, 2026
Registration Number0000000
Registration DateNOT AVAILABLE
Mark Drawing4 - Illustration: Drawing with word(s) / letter(s) / number(s) in Block form
Published for Opposition DateNOT AVAILABLE

Trademark Statements


Pseudo MarkIF YOU ARE NOT SWIMMING IN DATA YOU HAVE ALREADY DROWNED
Goods and ServicesDentistry services

Classification Information


International Class044 - Medical services; veterinary services; hygienic and beauty care for human beings or animals; agriculture, horticulture and forestry services.
US Class Codes100, 101
Class Status Code6 - Active
Class Status DateFriday, August 1, 2025
Primary Code044
First Use Anywhere DateNOT AVAILABLE
First Use In Commerce DateNOT AVAILABLE

Trademark Owner History


Party NameAlfa Dental Management, LLC
Party Type10 - Original Applicant
Legal Entity Type16 - Limited Liability Company
AddressJacksonville, FL 32216

Trademark Events


Event DateEvent Description
Thursday, July 31, 2025NEW APPLICATION ENTERED
Thursday, July 31, 2025APPLICATION FILING RECEIPT MAILED
Tuesday, December 9, 2025NEW APPLICATION OFFICE SUPPLIED DATA ENTERED
Tuesday, December 16, 2025ASSIGNED TO EXAMINER
Monday, December 22, 2025NON-FINAL ACTION WRITTEN
Monday, December 22, 2025NON-FINAL ACTION E-MAILED
Monday, December 22, 2025NOTIFICATION OF NON-FINAL ACTION E-MAILED
Wednesday, January 14, 2026TEAS RESPONSE TO OFFICE ACTION RECEIVED
Wednesday, January 14, 2026CORRESPONDENCE RECEIVED IN LAW OFFICE
Wednesday, January 14, 2026TEAS/EMAIL CORRESPONDENCE ENTERED
Thursday, January 15, 2026APPROVED FOR PUB - PRINCIPAL REGISTER