EVERYTHING IS A CONSPIRACY WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW HOW ANYTHING WORKS Trademark
Trademark Overview
On Thursday, June 5, 2025, a trademark application was filed for EVERYTHING IS A CONSPIRACY WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW HOW ANYTHING WORKS with the United States Patent and Trademark Office. The USPTO has given the EVERYTHING IS A CONSPIRACY WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW HOW ANYTHING WORKS trademark a serial number of 99218828. The federal status of this trademark filing is ABANDONED - FAILURE TO RESPOND OR LATE RESPONSE as of Tuesday, February 17, 2026. This trademark is owned by Discourse Media LLC. The EVERYTHING IS A CONSPIRACY WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW HOW ANYTHING WORKS trademark is filed in the Clothing & Apparel Products category with the following description:
Shirts and short-sleeved shirts; Shirts; Open-necked shirts; Tee shirts; Knit shirts; Hats; Sweaters
General Information
| Serial Number | 99218828 |
| Word Mark | EVERYTHING IS A CONSPIRACY WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW HOW ANYTHING WORKS |
| Filing Date | Thursday, June 5, 2025 |
| Status | 602 - ABANDONED - FAILURE TO RESPOND OR LATE RESPONSE |
| Status Date | Tuesday, February 17, 2026 |
| Registration Number | 0000000 |
| Registration Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
| Mark Drawing | 4 - Illustration: Drawing with word(s) / letter(s) / number(s) in Block form |
| Published for Opposition Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
Trademark Statements
| Goods and Services | Shirts and short-sleeved shirts; Shirts; Open-necked shirts; Tee shirts; Knit shirts; Hats; Sweaters |
| Pseudo Mark | EVERYTHING IS A CONSPIRACY WHEN YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW ANYTHING WORKS |
Classification Information
| International Class | 025 - Clothing, footwear, headgear. |
| US Class Codes | 022, 039 |
| Class Status Code | 6 - Active |
| Class Status Date | Thursday, June 5, 2025 |
| Primary Code | 025 |
| First Use Anywhere Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
| First Use In Commerce Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
Trademark Owner History
| Party Name | Discourse Media LLC |
| Party Type | 10 - Original Applicant |
| Legal Entity Type | 16 - Limited Liability Company |
| Address | Chicago, IL 60642 |
Trademark Events
| Event Date | Event Description |
| Thursday, June 5, 2025 | NEW APPLICATION ENTERED |
| Thursday, June 5, 2025 | APPLICATION FILING RECEIPT MAILED |
| Friday, October 10, 2025 | NEW APPLICATION OFFICE SUPPLIED DATA ENTERED |
| Friday, October 24, 2025 | ASSIGNED TO EXAMINER |
| Friday, October 31, 2025 | NON-FINAL ACTION WRITTEN |
| Friday, October 31, 2025 | NON-FINAL ACTION E-MAILED |
| Friday, October 31, 2025 | NOTIFICATION OF NON-FINAL ACTION E-MAILED |
| Tuesday, February 17, 2026 | ABANDONMENT - FAILURE TO RESPOND OR LATE RESPONSE |
| Tuesday, February 17, 2026 | ABANDONMENT NOTICE E-MAILED - FAILURE TO RESPOND |
