DRY JANUARY MY ASS THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN A COLD BEER Trademark
Trademark Overview
On Tuesday, January 20, 2026, a trademark application was filed for DRY JANUARY MY ASS THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN A COLD BEER with the United States Patent and Trademark Office. The USPTO has given the DRY JANUARY MY ASS THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN A COLD BEER trademark a serial number of 99603711. The federal status of this trademark filing is PUBLISHED FOR OPPOSITION as of Tuesday, June 23, 2026. This trademark is owned by Gulf Distributing Holdings, L.L.C.. The DRY JANUARY MY ASS THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN A COLD BEER trademark is filed in the Transportation & Storage Services category with the following description:
Distribution services, namely, delivery of merchandise of others in the nature of alcoholic beverages; Warehousing services, namely, storage, distribution, pick-up, packing, and shipping of merchandise of others in the nature of alcoholic beverages
General Information
| Serial Number | 99603711 |
| Word Mark | DRY JANUARY MY ASS THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN A COLD BEER |
| Filing Date | Tuesday, January 20, 2026 |
| Status | 686 - PUBLISHED FOR OPPOSITION |
| Status Date | Tuesday, June 23, 2026 |
| Registration Number | 0000000 |
| Registration Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
| Mark Drawing | 4 - Illustration: Drawing with word(s) / letter(s) / number(s) in Block form |
| Published for Opposition Date | Tuesday, June 23, 2026 |
Trademark Statements
| Goods and Services | Distribution services, namely, delivery of merchandise of others in the nature of alcoholic beverages; Warehousing services, namely, storage, distribution, pick-up, packing, and shipping of merchandise of others in the nature of alcoholic beverages |
| Pseudo Mark | DRY JANUARY MY ASS THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN A COLD BEER |
Classification Information
| International Class | 039 - Transport; packaging and storage of goods; travel arrangement. |
| US Class Codes | 100, 105 |
| Class Status Code | 6 - Active |
| Class Status Date | Tuesday, January 20, 2026 |
| Primary Code | 039 |
| First Use Anywhere Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
| First Use In Commerce Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
Trademark Owner History
| Party Name | Gulf Distributing Holdings, L.L.C. |
| Party Type | 20 - Owner at Publication |
| Legal Entity Type | 16 - Limited Liability Company |
| Address | Mobile, AL 36602
US |
| Party Name | Gulf Distributing Holdings, L.L.C. |
| Party Type | 10 - Original Applicant |
| Legal Entity Type | 16 - Limited Liability Company |
| Address | Mobile, AL 36602
US |
Trademark Events
| Event Date | Event Description |
| Tuesday, January 20, 2026 | NEW APPLICATION ENTERED |
| Tuesday, January 20, 2026 | APPLICATION FILING RECEIPT MAILED |
| Thursday, May 7, 2026 | NEW APPLICATION OFFICE SUPPLIED DATA ENTERED |
| Sunday, May 17, 2026 | ASSIGNED TO EXAMINER |
| Tuesday, May 26, 2026 | APPROVED FOR PUB - PRINCIPAL REGISTER |
| Wednesday, June 17, 2026 | NOTIFICATION OF NOTICE OF PUBLICATION E-MAILED |
| Tuesday, June 23, 2026 | PUBLISHED FOR OPPOSITION |
| Tuesday, June 23, 2026 | OFFICIAL GAZETTE PUBLICATION CONFIRMATION E-MAILED |
