DRY JANUARY MY ASS THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN A COLD BEER Trademark
Trademark Overview
On Tuesday, January 20, 2026, a trademark application was filed for DRY JANUARY MY ASS THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN A COLD BEER with the United States Patent and Trademark Office. The USPTO has given the DRY JANUARY MY ASS THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN A COLD BEER trademark a serial number of 99603711. The federal status of this trademark filing is NEW APPLICATION - ASSIGNED TO EXAMINER as of Sunday, May 17, 2026. This trademark is owned by Gulf Distributing Holdings, L.L.C.. The DRY JANUARY MY ASS THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN A COLD BEER trademark is filed in the Transportation & Storage Services category with the following description:
Distribution services, namely, delivery of merchandise of others in the nature of alcoholic beverages; Warehousing services, namely, storage, distribution, pick-up, packing, and shipping of merchandise of others in the nature of alcoholic beverages
General Information
| Serial Number | 99603711 |
| Word Mark | DRY JANUARY MY ASS THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN A COLD BEER |
| Filing Date | Tuesday, January 20, 2026 |
| Status | 638 - NEW APPLICATION - ASSIGNED TO EXAMINER |
| Status Date | Sunday, May 17, 2026 |
| Registration Number | 0000000 |
| Registration Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
| Mark Drawing | 4 - Illustration: Drawing with word(s) / letter(s) / number(s) in Block form |
| Published for Opposition Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
Trademark Statements
| Goods and Services | Distribution services, namely, delivery of merchandise of others in the nature of alcoholic beverages; Warehousing services, namely, storage, distribution, pick-up, packing, and shipping of merchandise of others in the nature of alcoholic beverages |
| Pseudo Mark | DRY JANUARY MY ASS THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN A COLD BEER |
Classification Information
| International Class | 039 - Transport; packaging and storage of goods; travel arrangement. |
| US Class Codes | 100, 105 |
| Class Status Code | 6 - Active |
| Class Status Date | Tuesday, January 20, 2026 |
| Primary Code | 039 |
| First Use Anywhere Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
| First Use In Commerce Date | NOT AVAILABLE |
Trademark Owner History
| Party Name | Gulf Distributing Holdings, L.L.C. |
| Party Type | 10 - Original Applicant |
| Legal Entity Type | 16 - Limited Liability Company |
| Address | Mobile, AL 36602
US |
Trademark Events
| Event Date | Event Description |
| Tuesday, January 20, 2026 | NEW APPLICATION ENTERED |
| Tuesday, January 20, 2026 | APPLICATION FILING RECEIPT MAILED |
| Thursday, May 7, 2026 | NEW APPLICATION OFFICE SUPPLIED DATA ENTERED |
| Sunday, May 17, 2026 | ASSIGNED TO EXAMINER |
